I'm totally late with my offering for a mix trade I'm participating in. The mix is actually put together, but haven't managed to make it burn.

Anyhow, the theme for the mix is organs. Of all kinds.

The following organ-related song was cut from the mix for reasonable, if not salient, reasons. However, it was pointed out by the AV Club that all mixes should include this song. In honor of Valentine's Day, which I rather hate, help yourself to some Pussy Control.

Also, for those interested in my discovery from earlier in the week, here is my approach to great french fries:

Take 4 russet potatoes. Scrub them, but do NOT fucking peel them, ye great Southern pansy! (Apparently I'm feeling punchy right now). Cut them into about 1/2" square sticks. Add them in three or four parts to a big ol' pot of hot oil (about as hot as my wussy electric stove throws on 9 - as yet I've been too lazy to get out the thermometer). Cook them for about a minute or minute and a half. They should be lightly golden. Set them on newspaper or paper towel to drain. Sprinkle them with a little sea salt and put them aside for about 5 minutes. Make up a light batter of about 1/4 cup AP flour, 2 Tblsp corn starch, and 1/2 cup water. Coat the once-cooked fries in this and throw them back in the oil (again, in batches) until the batter starts getting lightly browned. Set to drain on newspaper or paper towels and sprinkle with a little more sea salt.

I found my big Chinese skimmer invaluable for loading and unloading things from the hot oil. Watching things fry in oil is far too much fun.